Mother’s Day Card Observation

This Mother’s Day season opened my eyes to something I never really paid attention to before. It had nothing to do with crowded restaurants, picked over pastries at the grocery store, or the piles of advertisments claiming to be the perfect Mother’s day gift. This really had nothing...

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Morning Radio

Local Favorites

I can probably speak for many when I say the Preston and Steve radio show is a local favorite. But, I would contend that they are probably one of the best morning shows in the country. How many radio shows do you know that have their own brand of ice cream, not many, if...

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More things I have learned

Growing old does have one benefit … experience. So, I am continuing here to share my vast pool of knowledge. Of course my girlfriend can’t resist telling me I need to clean the pool, but heres the list anyway.

1. If you do anything that gets your hands wet, soapy or dirty,...

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Montana People: Weird In Their Own Special ...

We have all heard tales of strange people living in Montana; the Unabomber, the freedom militias, the poor sods stuck in the Federal Witness Protection Program.

I assure you the majority of people living in Montana are friendly, polite, are reasonably sane, and will go out of their way to...

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Money-Saving Tricks for Creating Halloween ...

Whether you plan to take the kids trick-or-treating or have a large-scale party, there are many creative ways to make this Halloween unforgettable.

Creating your own Halloween essentials is a great way to have a unique celebration while saving money. Perfect Glue, a great resource for...

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Misspelled Scriptures

One way to confirm that cyberspace is the great equalizer is to observe the quality of editing that exists …

I am truly amazed at the mangling endured by the English language on a significant number of sites. It’s fair to assume that this malady has its roots in short...

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Milk Goats – Know Thy Enemy

Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing. You must aim for good nutrition. But, dont kid yourself. When it comes to milking, you do not get the last word.

When I decided to add milk goats to my backyard farm I...

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Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft ...

Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft Products; Denies Monopolistic Intent

Microsoft announced today that its new Vista operating system would support only products made by Microsoft.

The announcement immediately set off a tsunami of furious responses from all the other...

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Microsoft Postpones Plan To Introduce At ...

Microsoft Postpones Plan To Introduce At Least One Original Idea

Imagine the complexities, not to mention the complexes, attendant to being the worlds largest software manufacturer when your principal original idea so far has been a cheaper price than Apple?

Microsoft may well...

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Mexico Solves Immigration Problem; Becomes ...

In a startling announcement, President Vicente Fox of Mexico revealed that his nation has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation as a province of China. As a result of its new status, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available.

He made the surprise...

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Mexican Immigrants Flock To National Guard; ...

Mexican Immigrants Flock To National Guard; Hope To Patrol Border

Mexican immigrants, upon hearing of President Bushs intention to send the National Guard to patrol our borders with Mexico, flocked to Guard headquarters across the nation to sign up for duty.

While waiting in line,...

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Met Meets Greece’s Request; Returns ...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art, having recently agreed to return one of the finest vases in its collection from the Classical Age of Ancient Greece, has also consented to return the collected toilet seats from the ancient Cretan port city of Ephesus.

The decision has come as a welcome...

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