Well, well, well, its that time of the year again, with the NBA Playoffs for the Eastern Conference Finals. Its all about matchups, NOT only ON but also OFF the court.
Here are the matchups: Detroit vs. Miami, the Sequel: GOODBYE HEAT
WEATHER: NO Beach vs. South Beach. Advantage: Miami
MUSIC: Madonna vs. Gloria Estefan. The Queen of Pop against the conga. Advantage: Detroit
BEST SONG ABOUT CITY: Kisss Detroit Rock City vs. Will Smiths Miami. The Fresh Prince has as much street credibility as the Backstreet Boys. Besides, Gene Simmons has slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain.
Advantage: Detroit
RAPPER: Eminem vs. Pitbull. I dont care for Eminem, but to paraphrase Stuttering John on Pitbull: WHO are you and what do you do that makes you famous??? Advantage: Detroit
RESTAURANT: Carls Chop House vs. Joes Stone Crab. Carls is good, but Joes is the BEST. Advantage: Miami
WRESTLER: Rob Van Dam vs. The ROCK. The Rock is retired from the ring, but my good friend, Mr. Pay-Per-View/The Whole F—en. Show RVD, is the greatest athlete in wrestling. Dont believe me? Ask Rasheed Wallace. Advantage: Detroit
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