Food Glorious Food

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The most enjoyable events are often those in which the food is divine. Oliver Twist said, Please Sir, can I have some more? And although it is doubtful that you will be serving gruel at your next catered event, youll want your guests feeling pleased.

If Woody Allen is on your guest list, be certain to alert your catering service when you sit to menu plan. Allen has made it very clear, I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.” Perhaps Woody Allen would prefer to eat your mothers fruitcake; some caterers will prepare family favorites upon request. According to Harper’s Index, 1991, the ratio of the density of the average fruitcake to the density of mahogany is 1:1.

Henry miller wrote, “Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.” Well, maybe not exactly garbage but Richard Nixon liked ketchup on his cottage cheese.

President Franklin D. Roosevelts catering service knew that the English adored their sausages when hot dogs were served to King George VI of England during his 1939 visit to the United States.

Jimmy Carter is pleased that It takes about 550 peanuts to...

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