Internet Marketing Novice Appeals To Web Gurus

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A web business is my last chance to suceed in the economic world and I’m counting on you Internet marketing gurus for help. All your ads hype (and hype and hype and hype) the promise of your invaluable assitance.

Surly a few months of being an Internet Mogul and I’ll be flush with success, just like you. All you gurus say I can do it, if I only buy your (terribly overpriced) products.

If I’m on a budget, $99 bucks will get me your hot-shot eBook with the 10 Magic Secretes of the Rich and Powerful. You know, the ones like you who work ten minutes a day in your silk jammies, don’t know a bit of HTML yet rake in millions on the net.

Of course it’s not worth the $99 that was so conveniently tacked onto my credit card bill in a nano-instant after I clicked here.

To really learn the secrets of you gurus, I gotta spend some money. After all, the honest ones among you will confess those free reports you give away aren’t even worth that much.

So for a mere $997, I can get a glimpse of your incredible wisdom sloppily photocopied and loaded into 3-ring binders. Ten-thousand pages. Delivered to my door. Ah, the personal...

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